About
The High 5′ers are a Welsh collective who activly promote both industry standard high fives and unwritten high fives.
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The crew have been known to spend whole evenings and nights disscusing and practising radical new high fives to put forward to the multinational high fiving community.
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Wanna meet the high5ers?
Tough!!!
Nah, just kidding, they are eager to meet you and spread some high 5’s!
1st up is Shupfiver …
Shupfiver 1st high fived at the tender age of just 0.03 seconds old. From that moment on, Shupfiver knew that achieving true high five enlightenment was the way.
At 11 years of age, Shupfiver regulary held High Fiver sessions to teach the local community the way of the High Fiver, which in turn ended up becoming the most populated event ever to be held in the little field behind his parents house. Now teamed up with the land owner, the National High Five’athon is held every fours years. The cermony starts in China with a high five, and is passed on, mexican wave style till it hits the rural welsh venue.
Next in line be Danslap …
We believe that Danslap is responsible for rhythimical fives. He is modest and denies it, but having done our research, the rest of us are sure of it!
Let me give you a very basic example of the rhythimical high five …
Two of you are listening to a choon, for our example we will use the contempary classic, U cant touch this written and performed by Mr MC Hammer.
Now just imagine you are bouncing along to the track …
.. “..nur nur nah nur ” #STOP# ” You Cant Touch This This”
There it is, an unannounced rhythimical high five moment. If 1 person missed it, the other dude looks daft and is left hanging, but High 5ers rarely miss an incoming rhythimical high five.
Danslap invented that.
The next up is Jimskin …
Jimskin is the edumacted one in the gang. With a masters in international high five customs and law, he is no stranger when it comes to high fiving! Jimskin now teaches 11-16 year olds GCSE high fiving in a local high school. When he is not educating the youth of today how to five, Jimskin can be seen throwing ball to people, passing items on and generally doing the things that are usually followed with a high five!
Next of us, Fivedru …
With a 1st degree in Five-Fu, Five-Jitsu and Fivescrima just to name a few, Fivedru really is a high five Guru!
Responsible for the 723 hit five, Fivedru’s name really is a misinterpretation of his five-ial mastery!
Fivedru’s ultimate aim, other than high five enlightenment, is to be able to budda palm five. This is a very rare, and very complex move, of which is a way of life for some true high five gurus, Fivedru being one.
Now you just have to meet Caig50 …
Caig50 is also known as Do-Any-Five. With a natural abilty to come up with and recieve new fives, it could be said that Caig50 (AKA Do-Any-Five), may already be at high five enlightenment?
Up now is Timberfive …
Timberfive is known to utilise the power of the Wood when performing High Fives. However, following a serious Wood-Five related accident last year, Timberfive has been unable to perform Fives since. He is currently preparing for his triumphant return, and is planning to reveal the Super-Wood-Five to an eager audience when his abilities have returned to full strength. Watch this space…
A more serious note …
At all times, the high5er’s ensure high standards of risk assesment before attempting any dangerous high 5’s.
Trained professionals are usualy only a couple of phone calls away.
Only animals with the trained abilty to high 5 on demand are used, and none are EVER hurt.
Kids, Do try this at home.
Oh, and by the way, do’nt believe everything you read on the internet!
Happy High Fiving 